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who is julianna schley?

Julianna Schley is a master excavator, adept at uncovering the animal hidden deep within the human psyche through her writing and acting. Extremely limited by her skills as a performer, she only plays roles where she can scream and shout angrily like an outrageously over-sexualized child throwing a temper tantrum. This method offers audience members a peek into the bottomless expanse of human barbarism. Her relatively embarrassing body of written work, peppered with moments of self-proclaimed genius, has been hailed as “I don't get it” and “go fuck yourself.”

Julianna's biggest influences are Plato and making fun of Plato.

Due to the inflammatory nature of much of her work, this website is not intended for wimps.

 

last updated 1.6.2012

what's new Continuing to consolidate the website. Removed a few links on the left, changed the "performance" introduction. Added a resume.

12.16.11 I am in the process of shifting the focus of my website because I am no longer interested in working in film production. It's now mainly focused on writing and acting, which were always more important to me. Please check out the new clips I have on my performance page. Also, I posted a new short script, Love Backwards.

10.09.2011 I added a new section! It is called, "Performance" and it includes a lot of the acting I have done. In the upcoming weeks I will be posting an acting reel, which is an incredible feat considering how much I hate acting reels. But this one will rule. Also, to promote my film "The Signs in the Snow," I have dedicated a whole page to it, which can be found by visiting my "narrative work" page or clicking here.

 


9.13.2010 In addition to opening my website, I posted a new version of my feature-length screenplay, "Lisa Tavern." I have been working on this since January, and I have involved many people in its making, so I hope that people are willing to read the newest draft whether it's for the first time or second time.


9.01.2010 This is the grand opening of my website! I hope you enjoy reading it. All of my film stuff is very outdated, so hopefully I will have new stuff posted in the upcoming weeks.